Conversations with D2: “Virgin Mary: First-Time Mother”
*we pass a large fountain at the middle of which is a twelve-foot statue of the Virgin Mary.*
D2: Hey, how come it’s just Mary? Where’s Jesus?
Me: Maybe he’s in the water.
D2: Nah, that can’t be it. Remember he could walk on water. Boy, that had to freak her out, huh?
Me (imitating Mary): ‘Hey, I know I’m new to this whole mom thing, but is that normal?'”
D2: Bet it made giving him a bath really, really hard.