Conversations with D2: Jesus is a Horcrux

(I’ve posted this once before on my Facebook page a few years ago the first time D2 pitched, but she reiterated her theory to her father tonight so I thought I’d repeat it. )


D2: So basically, in Christianity, Jesus is a horcrux, and God is Voldemort, only not evil.

DH: What?

D2: Think about it: in Christianity, God breaks off little pieces of himself and puts them in Jesus and the Holy Spirit to live on Earth. It’s like little pieces of his soul that he shares, only when he creates life, instead of like with Voldemort when he kills something. So Jesus is a horcrux.

DH: That’s very deep.

D2: Actually, yes, it is.

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